KPOP Gay Lingo

This blog post in inspired by the new blog of my very good friend, Poyt, called Beki-in-Manila. It’s a very informative blog if you wanna know the latest gay lingo in town (because just like pokemon, it evolves). So just for the lulz and the heck of it, I decided to come up with my own gay lingo, inspired by some KPOP celebrities. I swear you should start using them because they’re very useful!

WARNING: This is just crack so if you’ll get offended, here’s one peso. Go buy yourself some sense of humor.

Example: Ay! Nakita mo ba ang merli (babae) sa party kagabi?! In fairness, ang GANDAra Park! Talong-talo ka na, bakla. May matres pa sya.

Example: Hoy echoserang palaka! Bakit mo tine-text ang BoA ko?! Gusto mong ma-uppercut?

Example: Ay day, ka-turn off yung date ko! Sobrang chopopo (guwapo) pero ma-DONGHO and hininga!!! Parang dedz na daga.

Example: Ateywa, nag-wagi ka sa raffle! Mag-uuwi ka daw ng pangkabuhayan showcase. Brand-new funeraria! Ahahaha! JOKEwon!

Example: Sino’ng bading?! Nakaka-lalaki ka ha! PAKYU-chun, pare! PAKYU-chun kalima!

Example: Beki 1: Mudra, I have a bonggang problem! Namatayan ako! Ahuhuhu. Beki 2: ONEW?!? Beki 1: Oo, ng kuko sa paa! Beki 2: PAKYU-chun.

Example: Shutang-inamek nagpa-picture ako dun sa cosplayer kanina, ma-DONGHO pala in real life! Kaloka lakas ng BIG BANG!!!

Example: ONEW?! Inaaway ka, beks!? Kapal ng fez literal. Everyday foundation day kasi!! Hindi nya ba alam na ikaw ang reyna ng mga kim BITCHul?! Sirain natin ang buhay, bet mo?!

Ahahahaha. I don’t care if others like it or not but I had fun making these~ Watch our for moooaaar, kids! And for realz, Imma be using them in real life. Just wait for it on my Facebook statuses. Thanks for reading, kim BITCHuls! See those twitter and FB buttons? Click ‘em and spread the gay!

Credits to : Ms. Kring Elenzano of Funny is the New Sexy